Monday, April 29, 2013

I'm baaaaaaaack!

I'm here! I'm here! I made it! It's the same as I remembered—colorful, hot, crazy drivers, hot, ice cream stands on the side of the road, stray dogs and cows… I'm so excited!

The flight was uneventful. I got there 14 billion hours early, per usual. I was crammed onto one of those teeny tiny planes from DC to Newark. My flight from Newark to Delhi was quite nice—I mean, as nice as a 14-hour flight can be. There was an empty seat between me and another passenger, which meant I got to spread out, so that was awesome. I got up and walked around frequently because I felt like my ankles were getting swollen from lack of movement. A few years back, my sister and I were flying home from Hawaii and when I woke up, my legs were completely swollen. I looked like a hobbit and had to lay in bed for quite a long time with my legs propped up to get the swelling down. I really didn't want that to happen again, so i looked like a fool jogging around the plane every so often.

The Delhi airport has been updated since I last came and was so nice! Adi picked me up and the first thing he told me once we got in the cab was that I didn't have to wear my seat belt. My mother just got through jokingly telling me that I should listen to everything Adi tells me because he once talked me out of buying a pocket-sized sugar bear. I wonder if my Mom still thinks I should be listening to him.

My hotel is awesome! It's very fancy shmancy and definitely unlike my apartment from three years ago.  I doubt I'll find Bob or any of his relatives roaming about.


Down in the courtyard there was a party going on. Obviously for me. I was very exhausted, so I didn't go downstairs. I hope the partygoers were not too disappointed.


Once I got my bearings, I called home. FaceTime with my sister and niece was interesting. This was the view from my end.


It only got better when Alice decided to eat the phone. The close-up view of her tonsils was just what i needed to really make me feel at home. That, and my sister's hysterical laughter at the entire incident.

I managed to get a little sleep before waking up at 6 a.m. I looked outside and there were no pigs roaming about, so that was a little sad. However, the shower was pretty awesome—it completely made up for the lack of pigs. My poor little apartment shower from 2010 does not hold a candle to this monster. I was so deceived by it's awesomeness that I almost opened my mouth to swallow the water. Thankfully, I remembered at the last second how much of an issue that might be. I refuse to get sick from something as silly as swallowing shower water!

Breakfast was fantastic. Just the idea of having breakfast in India that didn't come from a packet (e.g., oatmeal) was terrific. I got confused trying to find the breakfast area and first ended up at the gym. The world is clearly trying to tell me something. After I located the cafe, the gentleman at the front led me to my seat and took my order. I don't think I was technically supposed to give him my order and he seemed very amused by me. I'm not entirely sure what I did that was so amusing, but i definitely did something. I ordered a cappuccino and aloo parathas, so maybe my pronunciation was funny. After he left me alone, my waiter came over and asked if I needed anything. At first I said no because I thought I ordered from the other dude, but my waiter looked so sad when I said that, so I changed my mind and ordered orange juice. He lit up like a Christmas tree. Very easy to please, I guess. The food was delicious and my waiter seemed happy that I had ordered an Indian breakfast. I told him that I had been to India before and that I loved it, which made him even more happy. I really liked this guy.




My cab ride to work was normal. Last night my driver went down a one-way road the wrong way and I didn't flinch. I guess I've become desensitized to the horrible traffic and driving around here. Going to work, i barely paid attention to the 10 cars/vans that almost ran into us. This cab driver was very friendly and asked quite a few questions. I replied in kind. Not sure if that was smart considering what happened last time, but whatever. Seems less likely I'll have issues in a hotel versus when I was all alone in my apartment. I don't even think someone could make me tomato soup here—unless they worked in the restaurant, that is. I should probably be careful with that waiter.

The office was exactly the same. The staff member who led me to my desk was practically running, so I literally sprinted past my team while trying to keep up. Finally I was able to put my stuff down and say hello. I met all the new staff and stood around awkwardly while I recounted my travel experiences and told them over and over how excited I was to be there. After that, I finally got to work, but not before I got some much-needed coffee from Costa with Aasthaa. Lunch was shish taouk from Brix. After that, I was pretty much just sitting at my desk, attempting to keep my eyes open.

I left promptly at 5 p.m. so I could get home and get some rest. Of course, workaholic that I am, I ended up on e-mail and on the phone with colleagues in the US. So now I will finally order some butter chicken from room service (room service! So totally opposite of my days in the apartment!) and then get some sleep. Blah jet lag.


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